Atheist

Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window? A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird. Q: What is so ironic about Atheists? A: They’re always talking about God. Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages. Q: How does an Athesist girl have her hair done? A: In big bangs! Q: Why does an atheist wear red suspenders? A: To keep his pants from being taken up to heaven during the rapture. Q: What do you call an intelligent American? A: Atheist. Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road? A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn’t believe it until he tested his hypothesis. Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it. Q: Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? A: Because they don’t believe in higher powers. Q: How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A: Break his legs. Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?" Q: How many creationists does it take to change a light bulb? A: None! They've invented torches! If money is the root of all evil, then why do they ask for it in church?