Wether

Funny Weather Jokes: Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job! Q: What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs? A: A cloud! Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims! Q: Why is sex like a thunderstorm? A: "You never know how many inches you'll get and how long it'll last." Q: How is a man like the weather? A: Nothing can be done to change either one of them. Q: Why is there no gold at the end of the rainbow? A: The Leprachan took it and sold it to Cash4Gold! Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool. Q: What's worse than an earthquake ravaging a city? A: The ensuing Tsunami washing everything away! What did the ocean say to the other ocean?... Nothing they just waved... Did you Sea what I did there?...I'm shore you did, beach.